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GBPokr00
#1 Posted : 12/21/2011 5:46:41 AM(UTC)
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Merry Christmas All !!!

I admit I don't get to watch all the vids, and play in even less (not great time difference in Australia!), but love watching the quality entertainment that is dabeear vids as often as possible.

So, as a present to you all, through the year I try and 'capture' some of dabeear's better moments in his vids. So, below are my pick of the top 8 I managed to jot down. Feel free to add some of your own!

Love your work bear...see you in 2012!

GBP

Fav. DaBeear Quotes of 2011...


1) “Fu*k off...I really do mean that...” - PKR Poker $250 added - 3rd May, 4/5

2) “This is so sick, I have no choice...” says Bear holding AA after bet, shove, shove in front of him with 10 BBs...LOL! -William Hill WSOP No.1 - 11/5/11, 2/5

3) “I’m a bit pissed off...no, I’m not a bit pissed off, I’m fekn Rage’n!” - William Hill WSOP No.6 - 29/5/11, 5/5

4) “Thats just fucken sick...and Chizza’s going LOL LOL LOL...Fuck off and jump off a bridge, you C***” - William Hill WSOP No.10 - 12/06/11, 2/5 (after AA beaten by KJ on river straight)

5) “Arghh.....That is just gross....God do I suck balls...oh man, shag me like a camel why don’t you...” Titan Poker $500 added - 21/6/11, ¾ (after 78 suited sucked out his TT)

6) “Oh, I feel used like some Thai whore...” Betfair Poker $250 added - 28th July, 2/4 (after FH over FH on river)

7) “I’m sick of getting abused here man...I mean, get a tub of KY jelly, put it on my arse, and throw me into a room of gay bastards and shaft me...” - William Hill $2 rebuy $200 added PLO - 26th August, 2/3

8) “What are you callin for, you’ve only got $15 left...just dump it in...if you check fold this, I will die...OOOHHHHHH, I’m gonna die...I’m throwing myself out the window. I am goin out the window right now, right here, and I swear to god I’m gonna go bollock naked...”PokerTube SpeedPoker 'Challenge Bear Night' - 6th Dec, 2/3
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#2 Posted : 12/21/2011 7:03:55 AM(UTC)
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"I genuinely think I'm beat here" (anytime he has a good hand but someone bets out before he does.)
www.youtube.com/user/BoobiesHooray
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"It's either a small pair or a big ace" (everytime he's facing a raise)
"I genuinely believe my queens are no good here"
"There is a time to gamble and a time to fold, this was a time to gamble"
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"It is called varying your range"
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"im rubbing your euro's on ma titties"
"nom nom nom, some dutch value here"

it would be cooler to get a video out of this..
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#7 Posted : 12/21/2011 3:40:06 PM(UTC)
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"WHIZBOMBLIN.... all the way to the piggybank"
What is uuuuuuuuuuuuuppppp ?
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#8 Posted : 12/21/2011 8:30:27 PM(UTC)
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Bear : i heat my house with my graphics card mannnnnnn
LOL Donkaments !
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#9 Posted : 12/21/2011 10:17:41 PM(UTC)
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Ha ha ha, that's awesome. I think No 7 is my favourite.
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Ha ha ha, that's awesome. I think No 7 is my favourite.


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I <3 Dabeear
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#11 Posted : 12/21/2011 11:37:14 PM(UTC)
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Thats the funniest shit i ever read it made me cry, you got to love him. BigGrin
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#13 Posted : 12/22/2011 2:52:08 AM(UTC)
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an all time classic from his very first instructual video: "K7 is a trappy hand"
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"It's either a small pair or a big ace" (everytime he's facing a raise)


This is also one of my favorites...since 4 years i am now listinening to his old videos to get to sleep comfortable..
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#14 Posted : 12/23/2011 1:51:24 AM(UTC)
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Not from the videos but:

On the subject of PLO hands;

Duffer "you're wrong bear you should do x"
Bear "shut up duffer you're a plo8 tuna different game maaaan"

The next contentious PLO hand

Duffer "I actually agree with Bear here good fold"
Bear "see guys? duffer knows his PLO and agrees with me"


Or the immortal sentence of "His beard will get covered in pussy juice"
I open wider than your mother's legs.
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